You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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