he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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