Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
how do flat chested girls get laid?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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