Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
last night I used snow as a chaser
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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