I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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