Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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