so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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