No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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