Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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