Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I touched a dick in church today
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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