How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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