Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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