Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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