she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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