I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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