If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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