Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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