Sry I called you an 8
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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