But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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