I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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