The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We had to coat check the pizza.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
