Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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