Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
