fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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