We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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