I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You pole danced in your parka.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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