i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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