"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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