I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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