YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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