Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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