High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just invented taco cereal.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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