before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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