I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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