If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
