Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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