aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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