Well apparently he's into motor boating.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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