Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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