This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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