she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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