i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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