i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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