Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's rum buckets o'clock
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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