So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
