so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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