that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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