when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
okay pat passed out under dana's car
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
