doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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