i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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